Ahhh, Valentine's Day! The time of year where romance is in the air and heart shaped candy is flying off the shelves. Sure roses and chocolates are nice, but the best way to say "I love you" is from slaying a dragon who has kidnapped your lady love, or rescuing your girlfriend from the arms of a harry ape, or even giving up your job as a plumber to rescue your princess from a mushroom kingdom castle.
What do you mean you've never thought to do any of these gestures? My gosh, where is your sense of romance? Maybe you need to take a little lesson in the affair of the heart with love gurus such as, Dirk, Mario, Popeye, Pac-Man and...uh...Leisure Suit Larry?
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